The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

A wild guest author appears! Jesse @KillGoldfish Mason puts his first article on GatheringMagic.com, and in it he welcomes all new Magic players with some helpful advice.

Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

Inside this Llanowar Sentinel: 2012 Grand Prix Schedule Expansion Announced, Wizards Announces Origami Cards for Innistrad Third Block, Wizards Investigates Kris Kringle in Planeswalker Points Scandal

Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!

Another week of humorous news that's not in this week's issue of the satirical "Llanowar Sentinel"

Jon Corpora is a budding alterist, his medium of choice - sharpie. So sit back, and feast your eyes on the work of a true genius.