Having finally run out of Modern Masters 2017 stock and with Amonkhet previews on the horizon, your local game store has gone back to the Unabridged Cube. As you can probably expect, the Cube has a sense of humor for April Fools’ Day: When it contains one of each card ever printed, that apparently includes cards from the Un- expansions.
You’re going through your first game at the moment, and already it’s showing signs of being the highlight of your day. The rest of the store seems to agree: you and your opponent, Erwin, are playing to a sizeable audience now.
Erwin looks really uncertain as he looks at the line of face-down cards. “So what’s left?” he asks.
“You just had to play that Free-for-All, didn’t you?”
“The board was packed, so I took a chance,” you tell him. “The fact that you had just played Phage the Untouchable the turn before . . . that made it interesting.”
He flips over a Goblin Mime, and a sigh of relief washes over the crowd.
Erwin looks like he’s about to say something, but settles for pumping his fist. Then he draws and plays a land.
“You missed the upkeep on your Carnivorous Death-Parrot,” you point out.
“Aw, nuts,” Erwin says, and then claps his hand over his mouth. The crowd roars.
“And that triggers the Goblin Mime as well,” you add.
“I hate this game!” Erwin moans as he hands you both creatures to put into your graveyard.
You watch as he scratches his head and plays the Plains he just drew. “I guess that means I’m not attacking this turn,” he says. “Stupid Un- cards.”
“I’ll ping you with the Aethersnipe in response to the end of your turn,” you say. “That’ll put you at five life.”
“Okay, now it’s your turn to get something from the Free-for-All.”
You glance at the five face-down cards remaining. There’s no sense in drawing out the anticipation, so you turn over the first card within arm’s reach: Auriok Replica. Erwin slaps the table, and the crowd roars again.
“All right, then,” you say, drawing your card for the turn. “Let’s see if we can finish this thing before one of us comes down with a terminal case of Phage.”
It is the start of your first main phase. Defeat Erwin before the beginning of his next combat phase.
You are at 7 life, with the following cards in play:
- Auriok Replica (currently affected by summoning sickness)
- Master Thief (stealing Erwin’s Gremlin Mine)
- Lowland Tracker (owned by Erwin)
- Aethersnipe (with Erwin’s Pacifism and your Viridian Longbow attached)
- Dissipation Field
- Gremlin Mine (owned by Erwin, stolen via Master Thief)
- 3 Islands
- 3 Mountains
- Temple of the False God
- Unknown Shores
You have the following cards in your hand:
You have not yet played a land this turn. You do not know the identities or order of any of the remaining cards in your library.
The following remaining cards have been set aside by Free-for-All:
- Stonybrook Angler (owned by you)
- Kessig Malcontents (owned by you)
- Teroh's Faithful (owned by Erwin)
- Phage the Untouchable (owned by Erwin)
As you can probably expect, whoever puts Phage the Untouchable into play on their side via Free-for-All’s ability will likely lose the game immediately.
Erwin is at 5 life and has no cards in his hand. He has the following cards in play:
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Last Week’s Puzzle
Correct solutions to last week’s puzzle were received from Russell Jones, Norman Dean, Paul Seitz, Aaron Golas, Allen Smith, Ryou Niji, Greg Dreher, Matthew Harvey, Gary So, Dominic Chan, Martin Krawies, Aaron Thorn, Subrata Sircar, Will and Eli Clendenning, Addison Fox, and Luke Paulsen.
“This board state does make things look rather confusing,” Matthew Harvey writes, “especially as we have no way of knowing how Aisha will block when we attack.
“The thing to note is that Wort, the Raidmother gives Conspire to the spells we have in hand, as they are all either Red or Green. Some might think that we need to tap two Red or Green creatures to copy these spells, but in truth we need to tap any two creatures that share any color with the spell. So for example, we could tap two White creatures to copy Sundering Growth, or two Black creatures to copy Auger Spree.”
Addison Fox continues: “Wort granting Conspire to spells that ordinarily can't be copied adds multiple dimensions to any game of Magic:
- Which spells do we copy?
- How do we pay the Conspire cost?
- What do we do with the second spell?
- Are there any interesting side effects we might want to happen twice?
“For instance,” Addison notes,“Sundering Growth has Populate . . . so it might be worth it to destroy an enchantment that isn't doing anything just for the second token.”
That doesn’t mean that you need to cast Sundering Growth twice, though. But Will and Eli Clendenning point out that there’s a sequence that lets you win without regard as to how Aisha blocks:
“It's worth noting,” Allen Smith writes, “that we can allow Aisha to block before playing anything, and given the unknown information, she might block in such a way to make this easier for us. For example, if any of our creatures are unblocked, we can double-Strength-in-Numbers and Auger Spree it (in that order, of course) for an 11 power unblocked creature.
“In this case, though, it might just be faster to play all of our things before giving Aisha a chance to block, just to save her the effort of thinking about what might be in our hand.”
Attacking with four creatures would also be plausible, although you would need to adjust your strategy to how Aisha blocks. As Gary So writes:
Finally, several people noted that you can also attack with all five creatures and deal up to 13 damage in the process. Russell Jones’ alternative follows:
“I think this example illustrates a principle in Magic combat,” Ryou Niji remarks.“In many cases, attacking with a creature is the best use of that resource!”