"I'll tap two and sacrifice a Swamp to give my Goblin Razerunners another +1/+1 counter,” Harriet says.
She thinks for a while, reaches for her remaining lands, and then hesitates. Then she reaches for them again, and taps the rest.
“I’ll sacrifice my Blood Pet for a total of four mana,” she says.
“I’ll cast a Dread Specter with that,” Harriet says, playing the last card in her hand.
She glares at you. “That’s not very nice.”
You raise an eyebrow. “What’s not very nice?” you ask.
“Whatever you’re doing.”
“But I’m not doing anything at all,” you say.
“No kidding,” Harriet grumbles. “I haven’t been able to get at you for the longest time. It’s like you’re drawing out this match instead of killing me properly.”
Puzzled, you glance at your side of the table. As far as you’re aware, you’re in a solid position at the moment, but it’s not like you have an overwhelming advantage.
Well... you do have a couple of four-power flyers against Harriet’s lesser air force. And you do have an indestructible Krosan Beast standing guard. And you do have an Elven Palisade to blunt Harriet’s attacks, as well as a Sanctum Guardian to stop anything else that gets through... okay, maybe Harriet does have reason to worry.
“The worst part is that you’ve had that Tolsimir staring at me for most of this game,” Harriet notes.
“What, you mean Tolsimir, Friend to Wolves?”
“It’s from War of the Spark!” Harriet says. “It’s not even supposed to be out yet!”
“Er... we are playing the Unabridged Cube here,” you say slowly. “I don’t ask how, but it’s got one of each card ever printed. Even if they’re from expansions that haven’t been released.”
“You’re just taunting me now,” Harriet says. “All I’m asking is that you end it already.”
“You could just concede, you know.”
Harriet suddenly gets very quiet. “I can’t do that,” she says. “My Razerunners might still stand a chance of killing you.”
“Are you attacking?” you ask.
She gives you a look. “Do you think I’m attacking?”
“I’m sorry I asked. Okay, so you’ll end your turn, and I’ll take four damage from the Razerunners.”
You untap your permanents and draw a card from your library, adding a Suture Priest to your hand. “Well... you’re right about one thing, at least.”
“The fact that we both want this game to be over and done with. What’s your life total, again?”
It is the start of your first main phase. Defeat Harriet before the beginning of her next combat phase.
You are at 8 life, with the following cards in play:
- Sanctum Guardian
- Boreas Charger (with your Knight's Pledge attached)
- Krosan Beast (with your Shield of the Oversoul attached)
- Squirrel Wrangler
- Tolsimir, Friend to Wolves
- Emeria Shepherd
- Elven Palisade
- Feed the Pack
- 3 Forests
- 4 Plains
- Bountiful Promenade
You have the following cards in your hand:
You have not yet played a land this turn. You still have a substantial number of cards remaining in your library, but you know neither the identities nor the order of those cards. You're sure you still have some Plains in there, though.
You have the following card in your graveyard:
Harriet is at 13 life and has no cards in her hand. She has the following cards in play:
- Phyrexian Battleflies
- Withered Wretch (with your Defang attached)
- Vampire Envoy (with Harriet’s Fists of the Demigod attached)
- Dread Specter
- Goblin Razerunners (with four +1/+1 counters on it)
- Spawn of Mayhem
- Atarka Efreet (with a +1/+1 counter on it)
- Overgrown Armasaur (owned by you, with Harriet’s Animate Dead attached)
- 2 Swamps (both tapped)
- 2 Mountains (both tapped)
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Last Week’s Puzzle
Correct solutions to last week’s puzzle were received from Addison Fox, Hyman Rosen, Russell Jones, Matt Bocek, Kirk Maijala, Sean Patrick Keatley, Michael Feldman, Greg Dreher, Mike Rondeau, Max Bernstein, Brandon Butchko, Chris Billard, and Mike Strasburg.
“Here's a puzzle where simple math tells you how to proceed,” Greg Dreher writes. “Twenty life is a tall order, and Verne's board is solid. You have one reliable form of evasion - Traitor's Clutch - and only one creature that can possibly get big enough, the B-I-N-G-O hinted at from the title of this puzzle.
“Conveniently, 1 power from B-I-N-G-O plus 1 power from Traitor's Clutch means that you need B-I-N-G-O to get +18/+18 from its own ability, and that means finishing two lines. The cheapest mana costs to fill two lines would be 17 (4-5-0 and 2-0-6), assuming you were paying full retail. However, you only have 10 mana in total.”
“That also means that we need to cast at minimum five spells,” Addison Fox adds, “and to make matters worse, the ones we have at our disposal require some pretty expensive mana commitments. However, alternate casting costs don't change the converted mana costs of their spells, so we might be able to make Verne roll over.”
What you need to do, then, is find as many discounts as possible to cast your most relevant spells. It turns out that your Avatar of Might is the key here - for as Addison writes, you can manipulate the board state to get the Avatar for a reduced cost:
This solution has one minor variant: You can also use Quagmire Druid to sacrifice your Greenwarden of Murasa instead, getting back a Slaughter Pact that you can then cast to off your Avatar of Might. This gets you a chip counter on B-I-N-G-O's ‘0’ slot, but doesn’t get further than that because you’re not able to get either the ‘6’ or the ‘4’ slots without compromising your win.
“This was very fun,” Michael Feldman notes. “It was especially cool to have every available converted mana cost from 0 to 8. Having all that possibility leads to some false paths whose status as red herrings are interestingly complicated by the obviousness that we won't need all nine chips... and in any case, don't have the mana to cast all that, even at reduced or flashback costs.”
The bonus, of course, is that all this gives Verne another story to tell. “And victory was his name-o,” Greg muses.