While Jon's grinding the FNM circuit for the foreseeable 30-and-change article future, he will never lose the sense of humor and self-depreciation that rings so clearly here! (This article originally ran August 12, 2011.)

With poetic elegance, tongue-in-cheek frankness, and a healthy dose of wit, Jesse's articles never cease to surprise! (This article originally ran October 18, 2011.)

What are you doing here? Jesse's back with some tough questions, and tougher answers.

The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

A wild guest author appears! Jesse @KillGoldfish Mason puts his first article on GatheringMagic.com, and in it he welcomes all new Magic players with some helpful advice.

Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

Inside this Llanowar Sentinel: 2012 Grand Prix Schedule Expansion Announced, Wizards Announces Origami Cards for Innistrad Third Block, Wizards Investigates Kris Kringle in Planeswalker Points Scandal

Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!