Magic: The Gathering is an amazing game that has years of evolution, complex rules, and endless amounts of varying situations. But, along with all of the confusion, we can all agree there's a lot of effort to find the best unique art on each card. Could you imagine playing MTG without it?
After sifting through the the goblins, horrors and rats we continue to find beauty... and when I say beauty, I really mean smokin' hot ladies. MTG artists MAKE SURE you know when the person in the drawing is female.
After much research, I have narrowed it down to the TOP TEN SEXY LADIES OF MAGIC:
|#10 - Improvised Armor|
Wowza! She is really resourceful! She wasn't able to afford armor in the city pictured over the hill she is sitting on, so she made her own.
|#9 - Master Transmuter + Windwright Mage|
I'm not really sure, but I think these girls are twins. They look the same, and are both missing regular arms and some body parts.
|#8 - Hasran Ogress|
Her hair is in a ponytail, her outfit matches really well and she's got really big... teeth.
|#7 - Akroma (As pictured in Pacifism)|
Akroma is all over MTG, but her beauty shines in the art of Pacifism. She just wants everybody to chill out, and stop fighting. She has a cause and dedicates herself to it, and that's hot.
|#6 - Seeker of Skybreak|
Dependability is always sexy. She wakes up early in the morning, dresses appropriately, and climbs the tallest tree to seek any skybreak. Thank you for being dependable each and every morning.
|#5 - Lost Soul|
When I was in middle school, I had a crush on this girl. The flavor text indicates that those who go with her are never the same. I wanted to go with her.
|#4 -Liliana Vess|
Pretty creepy at first, but after you get past the glowing eyes and hands and the carvings on her body, she is a pretty tempting mamma. She's got the goth look going a bit, but I bet she will clean up pretty nice when you take her over to grandma's house for Thanksgiving.
|#3 - Serra Angel|
Classic Hottie. Even though she can only afford a top that's 2 sizes too small, she's still a cutie. Recently, some new photos came out of Serra... but, she claims it was just 'shopped, and she would never pose for erotic photography.
|#2 - Quickchange|
Not 100% sure what is going on in this card... but, I see a Green Spirit hugging a woman from behind, and the other colored spirits are watching. My guess is they are doing that trust exercise, where you close your eyes, fall backwards, and have the person standing behind you catch before you fall to the ground.
|#1 - Elvish Ranger|
She is tired and a little sweaty from walking in the woods all day. She is looking at something in the distance with weary eyes. Keep going Elvish Ranger... you can make it.
There you have it! If you think I missed any key ladies, make a comment on this article. But, here are some Honorable Mentions:
Thanks for the great guest article DJ! Its good to take a break from all the Pro season seriousness and rule change hype once in a while.
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