Hello and happiest of days to each of you good folks! I hope your day is going as well as possible! Today I wanted to consider my favorite Colorless Commanders! Ever since Karn that's been a beloved genre of card and restriction for Commander many folks undertake, so let's look at my Top Colorless Commanders for you all today!

My goal with this stuff is to give you things that are fun but not broken. No to many of the Eldrazi Titans here or Ultima from FF.

Honorable Mention

Traxos, Scourge of Kroog

This four-drop 7/7 rare Construct is first and then has a trample evasion. But it enters tapped and cannot untap normally! Only when you cast a historic spell can you untap him. That leads to some fun untapping challenges with people trying to get Voltron, Commander Damage or untap kills with Viridian Longbow. I have built a Budget Brew around him here: https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/abesargent-12062022-budget-commander-69-colorless-voltron-with-traxos

The Peregrine Dynamo

Now let's turn to this three-drop artifact leader with a blocking 1/5 body and then haste and a tap ability! This will let you tap and copy another thang on any non-Commander legendary source from lands to rocks to planeswalkers! But there aren't that many available in colorless brews, so it hits my list but ain't that high up it.

#5. Marvin, Murderous Mimic

Here we go at the 5 spot! This two-drop legendary Bear sized Toy is next! This has the activated ability of all of your dorks. But just activated not triggered like Solemn. Then note this isn't artifacts like Sol Ring, just creatures - again, not bad at all right? I think so!

#4. Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender

I think this newly printed two-drop 3/1 on curve Food Knight with three key abilities if any foe has a planeswalker. Haste to swing now, hexproof on a Commander to shut down interaction and then evasion in trample too. Then when another artifact of yours bites it, you scry 1 and then grow this with a counter - note that's tokens too. Then you tap and sac him for life equal to its power.

#3. Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut

I really like this eight-mana 7/5 Juggernaut deck leader! They all attack every turn and then cannot be blocked by Walls just like the original one. Then your other dorks are now 5/3 Juggernauts just like the original in size and gain the type too. Solemn? Tokens like from Urza's Factory? Love that challenge much! Enjoy it too!

#2. Karn, Legacy Reforged

This newest take on everyone's favorite Golem arrives. Also costing five with a size equal to our biggest costing artifact. Then in your upkeep we can make free colorless mana equal to our artifact count including tokens like Treasures et all but only for artifacts though. What else are you going to spend it for? Minor restriction there. Love him and his dissonance for wanting a bigger one to increase his size and then going wide for mana production.

#1. Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter

This three-drop colorless flash flyer is last with a 1/2 size. And then your colorless and artifacts are flashing too. Not just rocks but anything in your colorless colors is amazing here. Removal like All is Dust or colorless planeswalker or just anything artifact too. Then when you do cast stuff grow this in size if a bigger cost that this's power. I built around this fun guy here - https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/abesargent-12082022-commanding-liberator-urzas-battlethopter

There we go! I hope that you enjoyed my thoughts on my favorite colorless Commander! I hope one of these inspires your next brew!