Are you drooling over Shadows over Innistrad yet? Olivia Voldaren is. As we get ready to return to the insanely popular plane in flavor-overload, full-on beastmode, let’s take a moment to appreciate everyone’s favorite redheaded vampire.
The idea for this article came to me as I was doing a vampire shoot for my token collection at Cardamajigs. The simplified cosplay concept was inspired by the idea of a “young” Olivia—or, in other words, newly-turned-bloodsucker Olivia—perhaps at her first vampire masquerade. All this got me thinking about what is so very charming about Olivia? She’s been wildly popular since her debut.
If you’re new to Magic, your first experience will be with ready-for-war Olivia, and you’ll want to get to know her a bit better. And if you’ve been around Magic’s block, why, this’ll just be like going calling on an old friend, darling!
@moxymtg She's an awesome sexy vampire lady who is the ultimate hedonist and a warrior too. She's badass!— Rachel Viniar (@crystallized) March 17, 2016
@moxymtg she gets the job done in modern Jund. What a house!— Captain Idaho (@Captain_Idaho) March 17, 2016
You can distill Olivia’s look down to three components: high-impact red hair, a great dress, and an all-too-knowing—yet indifferent—Mona Lisa smirk. Think Susan Sarandon or Diane von Furstenberg. Olivia’s a stunner but not high-maintenance. Powerful, but doesn’t have to flaunt it. She is in fact much more confident than say, Liliana Vess—a comparable character in the same Badass Ladies Club. The difference is that Olivia exudes a timeless elegance that comes from being truly comfortable with her own weirdness.
“Here’s . . . to me, and the undying devotion of my fans.” Past in Flames by Anthony Jones
We now have two versions of lovely matriarch Olivia to enjoy, and while opinions seem split on both the old and new art, one thing’s for sure: Olivia keeps us talking, with flair.
@moxymtg I like the old art best but she does look ready to kick ass in the new art— Bennie Writes Magic (@blairwitchgreen) March 17, 2016
@moxymtg the art itself I like, it shows you a new side to her, from luxury to war, time changes all things, even vampires. 😉— Ashlen Rose (@AshlenRose) March 17, 2016
The original Olivia art is famous for both its wonderful bon vivant mood and also an inexplicably stiff portion of her gown. The new art ports Olivia into an action scene, and yet, it continues the tradition of Voldaren sartorial controversy by including details like mysterious garter straps and avant garde footwear choices.
Olivia, Mobilized for War by Eric Deschamps
@moxymtg Her socks are so metal! Like, literally made of metal. But they're not boots. They're metal socks.— Andrew Weisel (@_SEV8) March 16, 2016
Hopefully by now you’ve seen Christine Sprankle’s vibrant Olivia Voldaren cosplay, in which she channels the progenitor’s love of both mischief and a ridiculously restrictive gorget neck corset . . . thing.
Olivia is among those characters that have hit the sweet spot at the intersection of Magic card valuation vectors—the bullseye on the tricorn hat, if you will—cementing her legacy.
- Constructed playable card in both competitive and casual contexts
- Memorable art (note there’s no “good” or “bad” judgment, because it’s irrelevant here)
- Uniqueness articulated in multiple ways including name/flavor, story, design, and art
Olivia’s oddball charisma has recruited Sorin, Liliana, rival matriarch Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief, and even Erebos, God of the Dead to her cause in this Commander deck from Arielle Lien of Air Bubbles Cosplay.
“I'd always wanted a Vampire deck, and a friend told me about her, and I just fell in love!” says Arielle, who admits she cosplays red but is a black mage at heart in terms of playstyle. “After SOI is released, this deck will be getting a little bit of an overhaul. Gotta add some of that madness to it!”
Olivia Voldaren ? Commander | Arielle Lien (@AirBubbles)
- Commander (0)
- Creatures (32)
- 1 Mephidross Vampire
- 1 Stromkirk Noble
- 1 Heirs of Stromkirk
- 1 Captivating Vampire
- 1 Markov Blademaster
- 1 Butcher of Malakir
- 1 Crossway Vampire
- 1 Bloodrage Vampire
- 1 Bloodline Keeper
- 1 Anowon, the Ruin Sage
- 1 Bloodlord of Vaasgoth
- 1 Havengul Vampire
- 1 Baron Sengir
- 1 Vampire Outcasts
- 1 Shauku, Endbringer
- 1 Bloodcrazed Neonate
- 1 Stromkirk Captain
- 1 Rakish Heir
- 1 Erebos, God of the Dead
- 1 Blood Artist
- 1 Dark Impostor
- 1 Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
- 1 Child of Night
- 1 Vampire Nighthawk
- 1 Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief
- 1 Blood Seeker
- 1 Kalastria Highborn
- 1 Vampire Hexmage
- 1 Vampire Nocturnus
- 1 Necropolis Regent
- 1 Malakir Bloodwitch
- 1 Falkenrath Exterminator
- Artifacts (10)
- 1 Blade of the Bloodchief
- 1 Lightning Greaves
- 1 Hammer of Purphoros
- 1 Elixir of Immortality
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Armillary Sphere
- 1 Strionic Resonator
- 1 Whip of Erebos
- 1 Jet Medallion
- 1 Door of Destinies
- Instants and Sorceries (11)
- 1 Demonic Tutor
- 1 Vandalblast
- 1 Decree of Pain
- 1 Blood Tribute
- 1 Killing Wave
- 1 Diabolic Tutor
- 1 Hero's Downfall
- 1 Read the Bones
- 1 Feast of Blood
- 1 Sign in Blood
- 1 Sudden Spoiling
As she is a vampire, we expect Olivia to be hedonistic. But she’s strangely organized about it—the A-list Event Planner of Innistrad. A known eccentric as a human, her rise to Voldaren Progenitor is cloaked in mystery. Perhaps we’ll learn more of her past as Shadows over Innistrad unravels!
Ant Tessitore’s “Ecology of the Vampire” is a great primer, so check that out if you missed it.
Olivia is described as a bon vivant—what is that, exactly? Literally “good living,” a bon vivant is:
So if you plan to visit Olivia’s parlor anytime soon, you’d best know the difference between scotch and rye, and hollandaise and bearnaise, and have at least mediocre Mario Kart skills. And never, ever say “fake gamer vampire” in her presence or you’ll probably end up as the next course, laved in one of the aforementioned sauces.
I recommend preparing for the horrors of our return to Innistrad via preemptive retail therapy. Cardamajigs.com’s Artist Token Series features designs from members of the community, including MTG cosplayers, local artists, and greats Peter Mohrbacher and Jason Engle. April pre-orders start March 25, with my redheaded neonate available as a Vampire token.
Hope you enjoyed this romp with our lady Voldaren. I for one am keeping my fangs crossed that she survives whatever the hell is going on in Shadows over Innistrad and we get to see more of her eccentricities and beatdowns for years to come.
Olivia fan art by Sketchydoodles
Till next time, may Magic be the explanation for your mysteriously stiff petticoats.