There are many reasons a person can fall in love with Magic: The Gathering. For some people, it's the game play, the back and forth of building an army of creatures and slamming them into each other to see who is stronger. For other's it about imposing your will on the game, whether it be controlling the board state via mass destruction, pinpoint removal spells, or (heaven forbid) mana denial/destruction. Some people connect with the characters. Some love the artwork.

The game is many things to many people, and that's one of the best things about Magic, and what has kept it relevant for over 30 years when many other games have crashed and burned.

For some people, Magic is all about the flavor.

What is flavor text?

To explain flavor text from the technical point-of-view, it is the italicized words near the bottom of a Magic card that have nothing to do with the actual rules text of the card and does not impact game play in any way (outside of Un-sets, God bless 'em).

In the article, "Bursting with Flavor," Mark Rosewater says, "Magic without flavor is simply not Magic." When you look at the game, flavor and flavor text is just as important to the game as the rule text.

The issue can be that, when it comes to flavor, all this can be highly subjective. Everyone's taste buds are going to be a little different, and it is important to allow those differences to exist.

I, for example, love pineapple on my pizza. I am a sinner. I know this.

So, when putting together this list of relevant flavor text cards, please understand that I'm not naming any of these the "best." This isn't a top ten list. This is just an examination of some of the flavor text that has caught my eye through the years, and how it has shaped the game.

Lore Staples

Let's start off with my personal introduction to flavor and flavor text.

These three cards did more to hook me on Magic than any aspect of game play. Maraxus of Keld was one of my favorite cards in my early days, able to block my Craw Wurms with ease! His flavor text solidified the fact that he was one bad mother- shut your mouth. "I have no master. I ama chaos." was how the card felt every time I put him into play. I thought he was unbeatable. And then, a friend played Debt of Loyalty in a game and pointed out that the fearsome Maraxus lay dead in the background art, losing his fight to the lowly Gerrard.

Watching his story play out across these three cards taught me that there was more to Magic than gameplay and made me hungry for the story behind the cards. Wizards understood this draw and moved to the eventual Story Spotlight cards for each set. Let's look at some of the cards who let the flavor text tell the story of the game.

One of the best comes from Ice Age. This one was so memorable, and created such a lasting impression, that we eventually got cards of all the characters involved. Eventually, all three cards come together to tell a story, giving the game a greater depth. Saffi, Hans, and the Lhurgoyf aren't Planeswalkers that force the greater arc of Magic's storyline along, but they are background characters that make the story feel lived-in. This is the stuff that makes the game so great.

One of the defining moments of the Weatherlight Saga (the name given to the initial overarching Magic storyline from Weatherlight up until the conclusion in Apocalypse), is Barrin nuking Tolaria, the center of Urza's magical school and plot to stop Phyrexia, following the death of his family.

Sometimes the lore on flavor text reflects the game itself, as an inside joke. The Magic 2010 printing of Lightning Bolt is a great example of this, as the card was thought to be too powerful to see in Standard ever again.

Phyrexian Arena is a great example of how flavor text can be changed, still apply to the card, and tie the history of the game together, allowing the game's past to tie into the present storyline (at the time).

I mentioned the Story Spotlight cards earlier. They don't always have flavor text, but when they do, it allows Wizards to directly inject the important story beats onto the cards.

Real World Inspiration

Not all flavor text was created to suit the game. Sometimes, Magic takes its inspiration from real world religion and literature. Arabian Nights, especially, saw this blurring of real world and Magic, something I'd love to see come back in a future Universes Beyond set. Some of my favorite examples from the set:

Shakespeare has popped up on few cards over the years. As someone with an English degree, the Bard is always a welcome addition to any card, and when the quote hits the card just right, you get *chef's kiss*.

There are really too many cards with real world flavor text to list them all here, but I do want to point a few more of my favorites:

Funny One Liners

Okay, Lore is important, and real-world inspiration is great, but sometimes, you just want a good one-liner, something to chuckle about and remember. Magic has some great examples of cards made memorable by a great line of flavor text.

Let's start with one of my favorites, the card that inspired one of the better memes in Magic history.

This one should win a special award, as the flavor text is great, and it only makes sense as part of the whole card. The name, art, and flavor text come together in a special package.

Sometimes, the flavor text is more memorable than the card itself. I had to look up this one, because, even though I've memorized the flavor text, I couldn't remember the card it graced.

Occasionally, the flavor text helps you to understand why the card does what it does, creating true character for the card. Norin the Wary is one of my favorites for this.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Ertai, Wizard Adept was my favorite character in Tempest, and his taunting, arrogant flavor text, paired so well with the Tempest Counterspell, perfectly encapsulated the mindset of someone dabbling with being a Blue mage at the time. Give me your best shot, I'll just Counterspell it.

Is Raging Goblin his name, his title, his Tinder description, or his political party? Yes.

Red cards really do have some of the best flavor text. Jaya Ballard's quips were so good they eventually had to bring her character into the limelight. I'd say she's the most quotable character in the game. You could write an entire article around Jaya's flavor text quotes, but these are some of my favorites.

Poor Davvol.

Flavor text can also dive into dark comedy. This one, for example, may seem funny, at first, but then you look at the art, your brain makes the connections, and...

Secret Lairs are a great way for Magic to play with flavor text, turning a card that was dead serious in its original printing into a fun alternate printing, allowing the serious to mingle with the unserious.

Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind has long been a fan favorite, as the flavor text. This was printed 20 years ago, before L33t Speak was really a thing.

When you look at the total package, it could be said that Dark Confidant is the greatest Magic card in the game's long history. The mixture of banging art, the fact that it's an Invitational card, its long play history, all wrapped up in fantastic flavor text that ties back to the real-world story of the game. Bob has it all.

I hope you've enjoyed this look at some of my favorite examples of Magic's flavor text.

When it's all said and done, let me leave you with the card that has my favorite flavor text. I love this one so much I've had it printed on a couple playmats for my favorite Commander deck. In my opinion, this is the GOAT (or in this case, squirrel).

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