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Theros Flavor Rejects

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Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver

“Bad styling can be such a burden. Release the fugly. Release all your trucker hats to me.” – Ashiok, Makeover Guru

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

Satyr Hedonist

“That was epic. Dude, where’s my car?”

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

Elspeth, Sun's Champion
Gideon, Champion of Justice

“Elspeth, Justice’s Champion”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Thassa's Emissary

“Thassa’s Crabs”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Arena Athlete

“Are you not entertained?!”

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

Vanquish the Foul

“The Champion recovered, swinging her god-blessed sword in a great arc that hew her enemy’s head fro his shoulders. A geyser of blood spurted upwards toward the heavens. The Champion reversed her stroke and sliced her enemy’s torso in twain, hot entrails falling to the hallowed ground upon which they dueled. The Champion spread her palms and lifted the steaming viscerae and filth skyward, beseeching the Gods: “What more proof of my devotion…?” amid a spraying deluge of blood and tears.”

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

Wingsteed Rider

”Even as a youth in the slums of Meletia, I had ambitions as a rider.”

–Hypatia of the Winged Horse

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

CARD ART: REJECTED

Nimbus Naiad

“Nympho Nymph”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Scourgemark

“Fifty Shades of Erebos”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

“What good is a shell phone if you are unable to speak?” –Agent Gills

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

“Bobblehead Sphinx”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Xenagos, the Reveler

“Xenagos, the Hungover”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Flamecast Wheel

“Fiery Frisbee”

CARD NAME: REJECTED

Polis Crusher

“F--- the poleis.”

FLAVOR TEXT: REJECTED

’Till next time, may Magic be your monstrous pants.

-MJ

@moxymtg

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